Free: Toilet

I know what you’re saying, “Zoe, that is a broken-ass, nasty toilet on the street”. And, well, you’d be partially correct. This find most likely will not fix your plumbing woes, but think outside the bowl. Duchamp is famous for a urinal. Perhaps it could make an outdoor planter, be part of the Toilet Seat Art Museum, or any other number of toliet-y projects you’ve been waiting to create.

Location: South Park & 2nd 

Free: Ski Pole

Though Tahoe is only a few hours away, it’s not often that you see ski equipment in SF.

Location - Natoma & 8th

Free: Inflatable Flamingo

Pre-inflated flamingo (assuming it has no holes). Other assorted stuff.

Location: Mission and 5th.

Swarovski Lucky Cat Figurine

Crystal or not, this looks nothing like a Lucky Cat is supposed to, but if you really want to raise your fug-factor, buy it here.

thankfully i don’t have kids yet. But it’s is this type of item that really scares me more than anything about parenthood.

This is TERRIBLE! If my child asked me for this, I know I would have to lie. I would probably end up saying something completely inappropriate and/or scary (“sorry. you can’t get that ugly chad pillow. it’s so ugly it transmits eye diseases), thus scarring my yet-to-be-conceived child for life.

Fuggerz is reborn.